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I'm Natasha. My blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit.

darkbluetile:

lnannibal:

blackturtleneckgirl:

I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes

*sigh*

y’all need feminism

I look good and have good taste and it doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist. go be rude and judgy somewhere else

(via brokendildo)

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c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

(via guy)

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via kissmekissmeash)

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11 hours ago

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via grdexter)

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niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

(Source: alien-jpg, via thedropdeadclique)

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cooldudebro:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

i wish id never signed up to this website

(Source: dangergays, via grdexter)

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donttouchthemoth:

thepagejakeenglish:

sargenut:

someone who doesn’t know rt please explain

Guy on the left is in the hood. Guy in the middle is from the hood. Guy on the right is on the hood of a car.

the male on the hood is waiting for a mate by posing seductively. the other two are friends trying to make him seem more desirable, pointing out his ass.

donttouchthemoth:

thepagejakeenglish:

sargenut:

someone who doesn’t know rt please explain

Guy on the left is in the hood. Guy in the middle is from the hood. Guy on the right is on the hood of a car.

the male on the hood is waiting for a mate by posing seductively. the other two are friends trying to make him seem more desirable, pointing out his ass.

(via grdexter)

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delicatematt:

"Number one on iTunes"

"Biggest crowd this year has seen"

"Crowd goes from 48th street to 56th"

"Might possibly be a bigger crowd than New Year’s Eve"

From down under to one of the biggest bands in the world, and I couldn’t be more proud

(via lashtonpunk)

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